10/27/2017
By: Tommy Tuffnuts
One of my biggest pet peeves is when gym hardos wear baseball hats. Hats need to be banned from all gyms and anyone who wears one should be banned as well. What is the point of wearing a baseball hat while you workout!? First off, these gym tough guys wear the same hat everyday, which is just covered in sweat from the 500 bicep curls they do each day. Those hats should be a health hazard. My guess is that these gym toughies wear the hats because they think it makes them look good since they are probably balding. They strut around the gym thinking any girl in there wants to rub their biceps. More than likely, those girls go home and make fun of you to their friends. All these hat wearing gym violators also probably wear sunglasses to the bars as well and refuse to take them off even though it is night time. We need to put an end to this epidemic that is going on in this country. Leave the hat at home, rock your receding hairlines and please, do not ever wear a wife beater out in public.
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