First things first, Alex Hornibrook has the arm of a 10 year old. I’ve literally seen 10 year old punt, pass and kick participants throw a football further than he can. Its a major life upset that this guy is on scholarship, let alone a starting qb in the big ten on an undefeated team! His passes seem to float in the air like Henry Rowengartner facing Heddo of the Mets. (Btw, any big league hitter would have sent that pussy shit underhand pitch into orbit. Also, RIP in peace to Heddo.)
Hornibrook continues to be an average QB with a below average arm. One can only imagine he grew up with his right arm tied behind his back, forcing him to be a lefty with big league pitcher dreams. But now us Badger fans are stuck, watching him float lolly pop pass after lolly pop pass. This Badgers team wins despite Hornibrook. This guy has gotta be a righty! Im waiting for Paul Chryst to come out and say they have been pranking us. This Adam Banks lookin ass cake eater is actually a righty. Just look at this picture and tell me it doesnt scream Cake Eater?
The Badgers love doing this though. They love strting average QB’s that limit them from taking the next jump into serious National Championship contenders. Run the ball, play good defense, beat bad big ten teams, play a weak big ten schedule, get killed in the big ten title game, play in a solid bowl game, rinse, wash, repeat. Its time for Wisconsin to bring in some actual talent at QB. Give Coan the keys and let him spin it.
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