Jason Kidd Stinks Out Loud



10/27/2017

By: Tommy Tuffnuts

Where to even begin......Jason Kidd does in fact STINK as a head coach.  After watching the Bucks vs Celtics game last night, Mr. Kidd proved how much he stinks.  First off, he has a BACK ROW COACH running his shitty defense.  The defensive scheme is at a high school level. Run around and trap the guy with the ball.  Shockingly, NBA players have the ability to easily burn this high school defense and get wide open corner three point shots.  But hey, at least corner threes are difficult to make.....I bet.  The defense worked during his first season as Bucks head coach, but it has not worked since then.  He continues to run this awful defense and continues to get burned by the three ball.  Kidd relies on other teams missing open shots, which can work on some nights but not most nights.  To top it off, Sean Sweeney (aka Sweenfense) enjoys his back row view yelling at the defense.  The players probably can't even hear that nerd from his back row seat.  Back row coaches are meant to be washed up former players trying to become coaches, not the guy running your shitty defense.  Lets now shift to the offensive scheme, which is handing the ball to Giannis and having him do everything.  Screw ball movement, lets have Middelton try to iso his defender and lets have Teletoshit try to take his man off the dribble.  And when all else fails, just dump it into Moose, watch him work his post moves stuck in molasses and miss bunny after bunny.  The best this offense has ever looked under Kidd is when they actually show some form of ball movement.  It is wildly inconsistent and last night was evident that Jace Kidd is unable to make adjustments.  Brad Stevens ran circles around Kidd who had no answer.  Also, the Thon Maker 15mpg training wheels need to be taken off.  He spreads the floor and pulls his defender away from the hoop which opens up the lane for Giannis.  Kidd runs his rotations like a rec league bball coach.  Everyone gets to play.  Just throw shit at the wall and see what sticks.  The experimenting should be over.  The roster is the same as last year and Kidd still hasnt figured out what a rotation is.  Henson and his soft ass will sit for 3 straight quarters and then play the entire 4th.  Thon will play the first 7 minutes and then not see the court again until the 3rd.  How is any player supposed to find a rhythm.  How is any player supposed to find some sort of routine with how inconsistent Kidds "rotations" are.  Cleveland, Golden State, San Antonio all have lineup rotations that they stick to almost every night.  Players know their role and know what is expected of them.

Kidd is a hall of fame player and a lousy head basketball coach.  His accolades as a player has covered up his inabilities to take this team to the next level.

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