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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND..........REDWOOD4552. The most electric man in twitter entertainment today! ELECTRIC! There is literally no other word to describe Redwood4552. HE IS PURE ELECTRICITY ON TWITTER. I stumbled upon Redwood4552 one day about a year ago as I was searching twitter for some hot takes. He not only provided me with some hot take entertainment for a day, he earned a devoted follower and devoted Redwood4552 fan. Just look at that twitter profile pic! Pure, non filtered electricity! Smile? Don't think so! Pillow neck support? Obviously! It is my lifelong goal to meet Mr. Redwood4552, but for now, I will have to settle for living vicariously through his tweets.
Redwood4552's number one target on twitter right now is Mr. Donnie Boy Trump.
I only shared one of his twitter attacks at the POTUS, but if you go take a peak at the timeline, you will find many, many more. Breaking down this tweet, is he asking for the POTUS to Cum? Weird, but amazing.
If you think you are going to be a chain pizza restaurant and not hear from Redwood4552, YOU ARE MISINFORMED! Redwood4552 is sick and tired of the bullshit Dominos and Pizza Hut keep throwing at him. $5.99 for twisted pizza dough when you can get an entire pizza for $5.99!!!???? Not on Redwood4552's watch! Thats some straight up crap. Hey Pizza Hut, guess what, YOU JUST MADE THE LIST! Everyone in his damn neighborhood out Pizzas yo ass!
WISN 12 News, you keep reporting on a massive deadly Hurricane that devastated Houston, Redwood4552 will be watching football! A true football guy! Take your national devastation and shove it WISN 12! Red daddy needs his pigskin.
Patty Davis...........Bitch.
Redwood loved his Rozzoli and Isles. He tweeted almost daily begging to bring this show back. I am not even sure what station this show was on. But if Redwood4552 wants it back, then I NEED it back.
My Pillow USA, Ha, bullshit! NO PILLOW IS WORTH $100! Check the pillow in the profile pic ladies, $4.99 at walmart. Cheaper than that twisted pizza dough bullshit!
He goes in HARD on Spectrum Cable and Time Warner Cable in multiple tweets. Can any one please tell him why they dont give a damn about him!? We will both be waiting for a response.
AND THE MOST ELECTRIC RETWEET THIS MAN CAN PROVIDE US. PLEASE DON'T PRETEND THAT REDWOOD4552 ISNT A TRUE LADIES MAN. WE ALL KNOW THE TRUTH. WE ALL KNOW THE THIRST THAT BIG DADDY REDWOOD4552 HAS....
Redwoo4552, please keep up the good work. I live for your tweets.
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